my dog just farted.

el dante · 03-01-2008, 04:04 PM

my dog loved fruit cups.

Donkey Puncher · 03-01-2008, 04:12 PM

Pics please, and unlike AM I DO believe this is thread worthy. Also, it's hailing like a muthafucka right now in case you're interested.

el dante · 03-01-2008, 04:18 PM

gomer or his dog?

gomer is your dog the one in the nodog jpg?

Donkey Puncher · 03-01-2008, 04:19 PM

Holy shit THUNDER! Gomer's dog.

el dante · 03-01-2008, 04:29 PM

it ain't raining and i ain't heard no thunder here. what you are like 3 miles max from me.

i can't watch the motherfucking UFC live tonight because it's my motherfucking tia's 50th birthday and two other tias came to town along with a prima and my novia. F. the girl has been in NC for 3wks prepping and taking the BAR exam. she's busy mopping right now.

got damn was i tired of dancing all by myself.

MahatmaPetey · 03-01-2008, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by el dante

it ain't raining and i ain't heard no thunder here. what you are like 3 miles max from me.

i can't watch the motherfucking UFC live tonight because it's my motherfucking tia's 50th birthday and two other tias came to town along with a prima and my novia. F. the girl has been in NC for 3wks prepping and taking the BAR exam. she's busy mopping right now.

got damn was i tired of dancing all by myself.

don't worry, i'll root for team quest twice as hard tonight.

Scrabs · 03-01-2008, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by el dante

it ain't raining and i ain't heard no thunder here. what you are like 3 miles max from me.

i can't watch the motherfucking UFC live tonight because it's my motherfucking tia's 50th birthday and two other tias came to town along with a prima and my novia. F. the girl has been in NC for 3wks prepping and taking the BAR exam. she's busy mopping right now.

got damn was i tired of dancing all by myself.

What are tia's and movia/primas?

el dante · 03-01-2008, 04:36 PM

i just heard some thunder. guess you aren't a liar. sorry.

Donkey Puncher · 03-01-2008, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by el dante

it ain't raining and i ain't heard no thunder here. what you are like 3 miles max from me.

i can't watch the motherfucking UFC live tonight because it's my motherfucking tia's 50th birthday and two other tias came to town along with a prima and my novia. F. the girl has been in NC for 3wks prepping and taking the BAR exam. she's busy mopping right now.

got damn was i tired of dancing all by myself.

It was loud as fuck and not really raining, but hailing very hard. It's over now though.

Donkey Puncher · 03-01-2008, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scrabs

What are tia's and movia/primas?

Girlfriends and Aunts, you got a latina dante?

el dante · 03-01-2008, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scrabs

What are tia's and movia/primas?

tias are aunts, primos are cousins, and novias are the ones who suck on the thing that you piss through.

thanks petey, i needed a little support. i really really really hope wilson wins, and maintain he has a legit chance. all while still hugging fitch's tinies.

Scrabs · 03-01-2008, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by el dante

and novias are the ones who suck on the thing that you piss through.

DTM in a hot tub.

Hot Carl Sagan · 03-01-2008, 04:47 PM

Because I need 396 more posts to play Tetris again...

http://rapidshare.com/files/96316022/dogfarts.mp3.html

Dogfarts by Canadian punk legends Dayglo Abortions from their 1986 album Feed Us A Fetus.

el dante · 03-01-2008, 04:55 PM

fucking sweet- i was just thinking about dayglo the other day. that album is def a classic.

Hot Carl Sagan · 03-01-2008, 05:11 PM

I haven't tried the link, but this appears to be the full album:

http://rapidshare.com/files/44533696...tus__1986_.rar

el dante · 03-01-2008, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donkey Puncher

Girlfriends and Aunts, you got a latina dante?

yeah, my mom. except she's hispanic- her family from new mexico.
aren't you bean yourself?

Donkey Puncher · 03-01-2008, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by el dante

yeah, my mom. except she's hispanic- her family from new mexico.
aren't you bean yourself?

I am indeed. My mom is actually from Las Cruces NM herself.

el dante · 03-01-2008, 05:57 PM

no way. sweet. i got a huge flour sack of green chiles from my aunt last fall- i roasted them all (took like 4 hours) and have been feasting ever since. still have a bunch in the freezer.

where's las cruces? my grandparents are from the san luis valley, a little town called ojo feliz. it's accessible by dirt road

ghostwipe · 03-01-2008, 06:07 PM

My dog used to drop bombs. She'd be lying there asleep, and then suddenly get up and quickly leave the room. A few seconds later the stench came. I like tortillas and Latin girls.

el dante · 03-01-2008, 06:11 PM

i prefer corn tortillas- make them myself all you need is maza salt water and a little bacon fat. mmmm..

of course my grandma, she makes them with flour and they are crackin.

Donkey Puncher · 03-01-2008, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by el dante

no way. sweet. i got a huge flour sack of green chiles from my aunt last fall- i roasted them all (took like 4 hours) and have been feasting ever since. still have a bunch in the freezer.

where's las cruces? my grandparents are from the san luis valley, a little town called ojo feliz. it's accessible by dirt road

Las Cruces is an artsy kinda college town, it's where NMSU is.

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el dante the chicano strap Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: El Campo Posts: 14,893 Diggs: 17 vCash: 272	it ain't raining and i ain't heard no thunder here. what you are like 3 miles max from me. i can't watch the motherfucking UFC live tonight because it's my motherfucking tia's 50th birthday and two other tias came to town along with a prima and my novia. F. the girl has been in NC for 3wks prepping and taking the BAR exam. she's busy mopping right now. got damn was i tired of dancing all by myself. __________________ you're all just pissing in the wind, you don't know it but you are.

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el dante the chicano strap Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: El Campo Posts: 14,893 Diggs: 17 vCash: 272	i just heard some thunder. guess you aren't a liar. sorry. __________________ you're all just pissing in the wind, you don't know it but you are.

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el dante the chicano strap Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: El Campo Posts: 14,893 Diggs: 17 vCash: 272	fucking sweet- i was just thinking about dayglo the other day. that album is def a classic. __________________ you're all just pissing in the wind, you don't know it but you are.

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Hot Carl Sagan Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Orion's Belt Posts: 308 Diggs: 0 vCash: 500	I haven't tried the link, but this appears to be the full album: http://rapidshare.com/files/44533696...tus__1986_.rar

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el dante the chicano strap Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: El Campo Posts: 14,893 Diggs: 17 vCash: 272	no way. sweet. i got a huge flour sack of green chiles from my aunt last fall- i roasted them all (took like 4 hours) and have been feasting ever since. still have a bunch in the freezer. where's las cruces? my grandparents are from the san luis valley, a little town called ojo feliz. it's accessible by dirt road __________________ you're all just pissing in the wind, you don't know it but you are.

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ghostwipe Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: riding around in the fuckmobile Posts: 11,851 Diggs: 41 vCash: 875	My dog used to drop bombs. She'd be lying there asleep, and then suddenly get up and quickly leave the room. A few seconds later the stench came. I like tortillas and Latin girls.

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el dante the chicano strap Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: El Campo Posts: 14,893 Diggs: 17 vCash: 272	i prefer corn tortillas- make them myself all you need is maza salt water and a little bacon fat. mmmm.. of course my grandma, she makes them with flour and they are crackin. __________________ you're all just pissing in the wind, you don't know it but you are.