my dog just farted.

el dante · 03-01-2008, 05:04 PM

my dog loved fruit cups.

Donkey Puncher · 03-01-2008, 05:12 PM

Pics please, and unlike AM I DO believe this is thread worthy. Also, it's hailing like a muthafucka right now in case you're interested.

el dante · 03-01-2008, 05:18 PM

gomer or his dog?

gomer is your dog the one in the nodog jpg?

Donkey Puncher · 03-01-2008, 05:19 PM

Holy shit THUNDER! Gomer's dog.

el dante · 03-01-2008, 05:29 PM

it ain't raining and i ain't heard no thunder here. what you are like 3 miles max from me.

i can't watch the motherfucking UFC live tonight because it's my motherfucking tia's 50th birthday and two other tias came to town along with a prima and my novia. F. the girl has been in NC for 3wks prepping and taking the BAR exam. she's busy mopping right now.

got damn was i tired of dancing all by myself.

MahatmaPetey · 03-01-2008, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by el dante

it ain't raining and i ain't heard no thunder here. what you are like 3 miles max from me.

i can't watch the motherfucking UFC live tonight because it's my motherfucking tia's 50th birthday and two other tias came to town along with a prima and my novia. F. the girl has been in NC for 3wks prepping and taking the BAR exam. she's busy mopping right now.

got damn was i tired of dancing all by myself.

don't worry, i'll root for team quest twice as hard tonight.

Scrabs · 03-01-2008, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by el dante

it ain't raining and i ain't heard no thunder here. what you are like 3 miles max from me.

i can't watch the motherfucking UFC live tonight because it's my motherfucking tia's 50th birthday and two other tias came to town along with a prima and my novia. F. the girl has been in NC for 3wks prepping and taking the BAR exam. she's busy mopping right now.

got damn was i tired of dancing all by myself.

What are tia's and movia/primas?

el dante · 03-01-2008, 05:36 PM

i just heard some thunder. guess you aren't a liar. sorry.

Donkey Puncher · 03-01-2008, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by el dante

it ain't raining and i ain't heard no thunder here. what you are like 3 miles max from me.

i can't watch the motherfucking UFC live tonight because it's my motherfucking tia's 50th birthday and two other tias came to town along with a prima and my novia. F. the girl has been in NC for 3wks prepping and taking the BAR exam. she's busy mopping right now.

got damn was i tired of dancing all by myself.

It was loud as fuck and not really raining, but hailing very hard. It's over now though.

Donkey Puncher · 03-01-2008, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scrabs

What are tia's and movia/primas?

Girlfriends and Aunts, you got a latina dante?

el dante · 03-01-2008, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scrabs

What are tia's and movia/primas?

tias are aunts, primos are cousins, and novias are the ones who suck on the thing that you piss through.

thanks petey, i needed a little support. i really really really hope wilson wins, and maintain he has a legit chance. all while still hugging fitch's tinies.

Scrabs · 03-01-2008, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by el dante

and novias are the ones who suck on the thing that you piss through.

DTM in a hot tub.

Hot Carl Sagan · 03-01-2008, 05:47 PM

Because I need 396 more posts to play Tetris again...

http://rapidshare.com/files/96316022/dogfarts.mp3.html

Dogfarts by Canadian punk legends Dayglo Abortions from their 1986 album Feed Us A Fetus.

el dante · 03-01-2008, 05:55 PM

fucking sweet- i was just thinking about dayglo the other day. that album is def a classic.

Hot Carl Sagan · 03-01-2008, 06:11 PM

I haven't tried the link, but this appears to be the full album:

http://rapidshare.com/files/44533696...tus__1986_.rar

el dante · 03-01-2008, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donkey Puncher

Girlfriends and Aunts, you got a latina dante?

yeah, my mom. except she's hispanic- her family from new mexico.
aren't you bean yourself?

Donkey Puncher · 03-01-2008, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by el dante

yeah, my mom. except she's hispanic- her family from new mexico.
aren't you bean yourself?

I am indeed. My mom is actually from Las Cruces NM herself.

el dante · 03-01-2008, 06:57 PM

no way. sweet. i got a huge flour sack of green chiles from my aunt last fall- i roasted them all (took like 4 hours) and have been feasting ever since. still have a bunch in the freezer.

where's las cruces? my grandparents are from the san luis valley, a little town called ojo feliz. it's accessible by dirt road

ghostwipe · 03-01-2008, 07:07 PM

My dog used to drop bombs. She'd be lying there asleep, and then suddenly get up and quickly leave the room. A few seconds later the stench came. I like tortillas and Latin girls.

el dante · 03-01-2008, 07:11 PM

i prefer corn tortillas- make them myself all you need is maza salt water and a little bacon fat. mmmm..

of course my grandma, she makes them with flour and they are crackin.

Donkey Puncher · 03-01-2008, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by el dante

no way. sweet. i got a huge flour sack of green chiles from my aunt last fall- i roasted them all (took like 4 hours) and have been feasting ever since. still have a bunch in the freezer.

where's las cruces? my grandparents are from the san luis valley, a little town called ojo feliz. it's accessible by dirt road

Las Cruces is an artsy kinda college town, it's where NMSU is.

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el dante smooth criminal Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: El Campo Posts: 14,569 Diggs: 17 vCash: 441	it ain't raining and i ain't heard no thunder here. what you are like 3 miles max from me. i can't watch the motherfucking UFC live tonight because it's my motherfucking tia's 50th birthday and two other tias came to town along with a prima and my novia. F. the girl has been in NC for 3wks prepping and taking the BAR exam. she's busy mopping right now. got damn was i tired of dancing all by myself. __________________ you're all just pissing in the wind, you don't know it but you are.

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el dante smooth criminal Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: El Campo Posts: 14,569 Diggs: 17 vCash: 441	i just heard some thunder. guess you aren't a liar. sorry. __________________ you're all just pissing in the wind, you don't know it but you are.

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el dante smooth criminal Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: El Campo Posts: 14,569 Diggs: 17 vCash: 441	fucking sweet- i was just thinking about dayglo the other day. that album is def a classic. __________________ you're all just pissing in the wind, you don't know it but you are.

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Hot Carl Sagan Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Orion's Belt Posts: 308 Diggs: 0 vCash: 500	I haven't tried the link, but this appears to be the full album: http://rapidshare.com/files/44533696...tus__1986_.rar

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el dante smooth criminal Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: El Campo Posts: 14,569 Diggs: 17 vCash: 441	no way. sweet. i got a huge flour sack of green chiles from my aunt last fall- i roasted them all (took like 4 hours) and have been feasting ever since. still have a bunch in the freezer. where's las cruces? my grandparents are from the san luis valley, a little town called ojo feliz. it's accessible by dirt road __________________ you're all just pissing in the wind, you don't know it but you are.

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ghostwipe Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 10,833 Diggs: 41 vCash: 154	My dog used to drop bombs. She'd be lying there asleep, and then suddenly get up and quickly leave the room. A few seconds later the stench came. I like tortillas and Latin girls. __________________ "The whole secret of existence is to have no fear. Never fear what will become of you, depend on no one. Only the moment you reject all help are you freed."

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el dante smooth criminal Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: El Campo Posts: 14,569 Diggs: 17 vCash: 441	i prefer corn tortillas- make them myself all you need is maza salt water and a little bacon fat. mmmm.. of course my grandma, she makes them with flour and they are crackin. __________________ you're all just pissing in the wind, you don't know it but you are.